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    Everybody loves to hear police stories. If you have a favorite or a funny police story send it in and I will post it on the "Police Stories" page.

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Casper

Donette's Death

Hey Holmes.....

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Stolen Car Report

Sweet Revenge?

The No-good Boyfriend

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Last Night's Shift 2-3-99

LAST NIGHT'S SHIFT
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Last night was a tough shift on patrol. It started out slow. There was not many calls and it was raining quite heavily. My desire to pull people over and stand out the rain was not very high. 

My second call was one of the toughest calls I have ever had. 

Dispatch advised of a medical call, "code 3" (lights and sirens)........."32 year old male not conscious/not breathing" they said. Another officer was dispatched to it, but because I was not far away I decided to respond to assist the paramedics. 
As I arrived, the paramedics had already entered the house. I walked up to the house as one paramedic came out asking for my help. He said that they needed the "gurney" and a backboard. I helped him get it out of the ambulance. He said "this guy is in deep." I already knew what he meant, even though I had never heard it put quite that way. 

When I went into the house I saw a woman in a T-shirt with a badge with her name on it. On the front of the shirt was the name of a local restaurant. There was several small children around and they all looked somewhat interested in our comings and goings, but not too much. One little gal about 4 years old hid around a corner when I came in. She poked her head out, smiled and then waved at me shyly. I waved back and smiled, she then ducked back out of sight behind the wall. Then I went into the bedroom where the paramedics were working on the patient, the provider, the husband, and the father of this family. 

He was pale white. He had no color. He was lifeless. He had no response to anything the paramedics tired. They were getting tubes into his lungs and veins. All seemed to know exactly what to do. They worked like a machine. I offered to help, knowing that there was something I could do. They told me to pump the bag that was filling his lungs with air. I began to do that while they threw out medical jargon like it was going out of style. 

I looked around for anything out of the ordinary. I looked for any sign or reason that this guy was unconscious. There was nothing. While they were doing CPR and getting the I.V. going I looked up. In the hallway was the 4 year old girl that was waving at me when I came in. She was watching everything. I told one of the paramedics quietly to "get her into the other room"......there was no way that I wanted her to see what we were doing to her "daddy". 

They worked him for a few minutes and then quickly loaded him onto a backboard and then onto the gurney. I stopped in the front room and made sure that the wife had a ride to the hospital. She said she was fine to drive. Then I asked if there was some family I could call, I explained that we needed someone here for the kids. She said that family was on the way, but in the meantime the 13 year old daughter was going to watch the kids. 

She told me how she was getting ready to go to work. She said that her husband had felt sick all day and but she just noticed how bad he really was, so she called 911. 

By that time the ambulance was pulling out. She started to follow. One of the paramedics stayed behind and began to clean up all of the papers and garbage that was left behind in the bedroom. I began to snoop around for anything suspicious. Then I found it! There was a piece of paper folded up by the bed. I just knew it was a suicide note. I quickly opened it and read it......it was not what I thought at all. It was a drawing from one of the kids. It was a stick man and scribbles. There was more pictures like that on folded up papers throughout the room. No suicide notes. 

Now the last paramedic had left and I was alone in the room. I covered up the blood on the bed so that the kids could not see it. Then I walked out of the room. 

Standing in the hallway was all five kids. The 13 year old was holding a baby, the only boy. She was crying, she asked if he was dead. I told looked at her plainly. It hit me like a ton of bricks. I said "I am not going to lie to you". She said, like a
grown up, "I would not want you to". I then said simply, "It does not look good." There was another girl there. She was crying and having a very difficult time with it. I knelt down to talk to her. 

I asked her name. "Shannon", she said. "How old are you", "Eight" she said. 

Then she ran up to me and hugged me and would not let me go. I could not talk, I could not move, I could not get rid of that huge lump in my throat. I held her. I thought about my daughter, I thought about Shannon growing up without a dad, I prayed for her. 

At that time I thought that I just might be in the wrong profession. Who am I to try and console these kids? Who am I to try to justify or explain the death of their father? I dealt with it the best I could. Tears flowed on the two older girls faces. The younger two girls began to play and giggle on the floor in the hallway. Not many words were said. Not many were needed. Not many would fit the situation and few seemed as though they would explain the problem. 

After a while someone knocked on the front door. It was a lady from the church. She was there to help however she could. I could not talk to her. I just left. 

Outside there was two neighbors. They began to talk to me. It was simple talk with no subject. This was a time that I did not feel like talking. They asked how he was doing and I said not very well. One guy said, "I can tell by your actions what you are thinking." Ya, Nice observation. 

I got into my patrol car and began to drive. Dispatch gave me a call of a "gas theft" that had just occurred. I went to the gas station and got the information from the clerk. He was very concerned. I asked how much gas was stolen. It was a few bucks worth. A few lousy dollars, who cares about a few dollars? I told him that I would work on it and see if I could find the person. 

I then pulled around to the back of the gas station and called my wife. When my son answered the phone I nearly cried. "Get mom" I told him. When she got on I told her. Then I cried. And I cried for a long time. She did not say much. I did not want her to. What can a person say? There was nothing she could say. I kept crying. I saw those 4 little girls and that baby. I felt Shannon hugging me so tight. My tears were dripping off my face. I turned the police radio off. The rain was falling very hard on the windshield, so I knew that no one could see. After a while I told her that I needed to go. She offered to come over and see me, I declined. 

Then I went about my work. I gave it a serious effort to find the gas theft suspect, without luck. 

After that I drove around for a while. I saw speeders and other traffic violations. Right now, I did not care. I did not understand. Nothing seems to fit into the whole scheme of things. 

I went by the hospital before I left work. All they would tell me is that they did get a heartbeat on the guy, but he was not breathing. He was on life support. 

It's as if life was a glass water globe with snow in it and someone shook it up. Things were all messed up. I know that the "snow" will settle very soon, but I also know that the "snow" will never be the same when it does. 

I know that I will never be the same after seeing the look on those kids faces. 

Last Night's Shift    2-3-99

As I mentioned, I was scheduled to get off work tonight at 9pm. Just after nine I was getting sandwich, before heading to do my reports. About a block away there was a report of an auto pedestrian accident. I responded because I was close. I yelled at the clerk to just wrap that sandwich up and I would get it later. I dashed out and was the first one on the scene.

There was a man on the roadway. His head was facing the curb and his legs were out into the lane of travel. He was on his side and his neck  was bent in a strange position. A large group of by-standers was forming. I checked for breathing. He was obviously breathing. It was loud and heavy, it sounded as if he was really straining to breath.   There was a trail of blood coming from his head running into the gutter.  His friend was yelling at him to wake up, "DON'T DIE" the friend yelled.  Then I saw another person on the ground. It was an adult female. She was  hysterical. Very hysterical. She was laying on the sidewalk and there  was people trying to calm her down. I radioed the rescue  units---paramedics---and updated them "major head injury, not conscious, however he is breathing" Damn I forgot to check for a pulse, oh well what if he had none. Would I have moved him? Uh..... Ya? Yes I would have risked further injury to get a pulse. Ok, not the paramedics arrived. I  called for another ambulance for the female. She was showing signs of shock------ok she was in shock, no question.

Knowing that there was nothing that I could to help the guy in the   street, I decided to make sure that the female driver could be helped. The paramedics began to work on the man and I got the female into the rear of my car. I just tried to get her talking. I told her that I  needed her to calm down so that I could help the man further. I asked if  there was family I could call for her. She was calming down when another officer came over and said her name. It seems that he knew her. She looked at him and went hysterical again. She was blaming herself for hitting the man.

It seems that he and another man was running acrossed the street  together. She saw the movement and slammed on her brakes. It was too late. She struck one of them directly. His head hit her windshield. He then flew through the air landing on the pavement.

I gave the friend of the victim a ride to the hospital. On the way to  the hospital, he was crying. He said, "officer, do you believe in God",  I said "Ya"., He said "say a prayer for my friend". He begged me. I   never answered.

He was able to contact friends and the victims family. I talked to the  victims brother. I told him "I am not going to lie to you. It does not  look good". His face was STONE. I wished him and his family luck. "I  hope that it all works out". I know that the chances are very slim.

When I was leaving the hospital, I asked one doctor what he thought. He said that if he was a betting man, he'd bet that the victim is not going to make it.

I finished my reports at midnight. So, much for the 3-9 shift.

Russell


*************UPDATE*****************

In briefing I was told that the man involved in the accident passed away earlier this week. He had been kept alive on machines since the accident. It also turns out that the victim was diagnosed with hepatitis (I am not sure what strain).

I found out later that the victim was very intoxicated and had also taken narcotics. Since the accident I learned that the driver of the van has been checked into a "phsyc" ward.

With no disrespect to the victims in this REAL LIFE CASE, next time you hear someone say "My drug use only affects me........", think about all of the Paramedics, Police officers, innocent bystanders, doctors, nurses and family members that this guy affected. Include yourself as one of the people affected.

Russell
Friday,  March 19th, 1999

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I have a story that I would like to share with you. This actually happened!! One night working third shift (11p-7a). I was dispatched to the usual burglary alarm at the a local flea market. Treating it like the first time alarm, I responded the textbook way. I found that someone had broken out one of the large plate glass windows. The key holder showed up and myself and a K9 unit from the County Sheriff's Office checked the rather large building. We did not find anything. The key holder had a piece of plywood that he but up against the window and held it in place with a large video game. I promised that I would check from time to time during my shift. The key holder reset the alarm and away we all went. That night things became very busy. The alarm for the flea market came in again. The only problem was that backup was not readily available. So I responded. Radio was trying to find me back up. Everyone was tied up the closes backup was coming from the far north part of the city. The helicopter unit was also unavailable do to heavy fog. Well sure enough I get there and the plywood window is on the floor and the video game pushed aside. The window is busted out even more. So I pull back squat behind the side of the cruiser and radio in what I had. The first car to get to me was a plain clothed detective who was on his way into the office from a previous situation he was working. All the K9 units were either off the clock or tied up. Well I decided that the two of us would not be able to check this building and make apprehensions if need be so, now I'm thinking what could we do??? Well I went to the window and yelled inside "Police Department Sound off or I'm sending in the dog!" I then looked at the Detective who is starting to laugh. Well if you haven't guessed it I am not a K9 unit nor do we have a dog at scene. Well nothing... So from working with the K9 units I know they give off two commands so I again gave the "police department sound off or I'm sending in the dog!" Now I look over to the detective and he is laughing even harder. I started to laugh then when I turn around and look though the window, SURPRISE!! a male suspect standing in the window with his hands up. DAM! It worked!!! So at gunpoint I order him out and secure him. I find out from him that there are two more in there and they don't believe I have a dog since it didn't bark. This according to the first app. SOOOO..... I again gave the command as before and told them that I knew they were in there because their buddy gave them up. But this time I gave a few good deep barks. I even told the barking dog to be quiet. Well now the detective is losing it. I can barely contain myself then I see the other two come walking up to the window. Ordering them out we secured them and waited for more cars. I just could not contain my laughter any more!. Then I told the guys in the back seat of my car to make room for Casper my dog and don't worry he don't bite. They looked at me like this guy is not putting us in this car with that police dog. I called for Casper and told him to get in the back. The look on those guys faces was just too much. Then I told them that I was the barking K9 they heard. The next shift in front of my locker was a collar with Casper written on it and a matching leash, dog dish, and food. All three were 18 and charged with burglary. They were fined and given suspended 3yr sentences for 3yrs probation and credited for three days jail time. Casper has not made apps since!! Stay Safe and Wear the Vest!!!

My Story of Donette's Death

     On the night of August 8th, 1996, after finishing her shift at work, Donette was on her way home. A 29 year old female, left the "beer garden" at the county fair, around 11 PM. This girl had been there most of the night drinking. She managed to avoid the police and find her way through town in her Mercedes. Just outside of the city limits of town, she crossed the center line and sideswiped a Jeep, the full length, proceed on across the line and hit my daughter’s ‘95 Neon, near head-on. My daughter’s car was spun around and flipped on the drivers side and slid down and embankment, and came to a rest. A 3rd car drove through the point of impact and was untouched. The 4th car was hit by the debris from my daughter’s car, but no injuries there. My daughter had tried to move to the shoulder, but the other car continued on to impact. Donette had her seat belt on, and the air bags did deploy, but because of where the impact was the steering wheel went between the front seats so fast that the bag was of no use. Donette’s head struck the A post on her car, and then the pavement when it turned on it’s side. They said she died instantly of massive head injuries, and never felt any pain. I still wonder and have nightmare about this. 

Our daughter laid in her car, dead, while they attended to the drunk. Her dad was on his way home from work, an hour later, on the same road, and was detoured around the crash onto another road, not knowing it was Donette. He hadn’t been home very long when we got the horrible knock on the door that forever rings in my head. The shock, the screaming, the pain when your heart has been torn to shreds. Trying to make sense of it all, trying to find out where she is and that you can’t go to her immediately, because she has been taken to a strange, cold morgue. The next hardest thing I’ve had to do outside of burying my Daughter was to read the medical reports. How do you continue on knowing that her life drained from her ears, and that every major organ in her body was dislodged. The beautiful child, a gift from God, that you created, taken from you in a flash by an irresponsible drunk person, who made the choice to drink and then get in a car and drive. There is no excuse good enough that will ever satisfy us that this was an accident. It was no accident that this person, took that first drink and "chose" to "allow" herself to get in the drunken state, with a BAC of .18. This drunken persons injuries have healed, ours never will. Pain is our constant companion!

--Written by Donette’s mother    
Sadly, this is a true story.

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Top of the morning Russell... I had to pass this one on to you... I still laugh when I think about it.. Well, last night my partner and I were dispatched to one of our local parks for a fight.. Well, when we got there we took a few of the local gang bangers to jail and had to transport one of them to the emergency room for some cuts and scrapes.. well my partner was with this clown in the emergency room waiting for the doctor to check out our gang banger.. well apparently they were tied up on an emergency so my partner was going to have to wait.... My partner decided he needed a smoke, so he told the kid not to move that he was going to step outside the doors (which had windows)to have a cigarette. This kid was cuffed from behind so my partner thought he wouldn't have any problem.. well the kid told my partner "Hey homes..you go outside and I'm outa here!"  Well My partner looked at his and said "Yeah right" stepped out the door, pulled a cigarette out of his pack and looked back inside and "BINGO" the kid is gone.. My partner ran back inside and the kid had gone through the side emergency door... When my partner finally got out side no kid!!! cuffs and all. Well within an hour we had the kid back into custody (lacking a set of cuffs) and my partner was still hearing about it on the way out the door going home this morning.. It really hurt his ego, he is still a rookie just a little over a year on the job. Everyone in the station was laughing at him the rest of the night-- calling:
"Hey Homes............"


Newbie  
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I could tell some good ones I pulled when I was a newbie... like getting yourself locked in the back of your own unit... or blowing a hole through the floor of the unit while chambering a shell in the shot gun on a 211 (robbery in progress) call....LOL

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Howdy Russell, I thought I might share my exciting night with you....
At approximately 2115 hours my partner and I received a call of a 211 in progress at our local Mcdonalds. As we were responding to the location dispatch informed us that she was on line with an employee at the location and that this employee was hiding under a desk in the back office. Dispatch gave us the description of five to six black males with handguns. Dispatch also said that they had rounded up all the employees and put them in the walk in refrigerator and that the employee could hear screams coming from that area. As we were approaching the location the watch Sargent took command of the call and started directing units to take up positions around the location. My partner and I were directed to the East Side of the location, which took us to the residential side of the location. We were to make our approach through the residential side in case the suspects were to jump the wall and try to make their escape through the residential housing. As we entered a yard that was just off the back of the location we heard one of our officers yell FREEZE at this point multiple shots were being fired and the suspects came over the wall towards my partner and I. As the suspects were going over the wall they were returning fire on our officers. We were taking up positions when our officers were now cresting the wall and returning fire on the suspects.. Well this put my partner and I in the line of fire!! For fear of directing fire to our location with our muzzle flashes we hit the nearest hedges and crawled under. It was so dark that I could not see very much but I could hear the shotgun pellets hitting a tin shed that was next to me. I also saw a pair of white Nike tennis shoes run past me approx. two feet away. This was one of the suspects running past the hedge we were under. One of the suspects was shot going over the wall in the lower back portion of his legs with a shotgun. The other suspects made it to the housing area. The  air units and the canine units from the Sheriff Dept. were able to flush out the remaining suspects. No officers were injured except the sergeant, it appears that when he cut loose with the shotgun he had the stalk in the folded position and the recoil hit him in the lip and gave him a fat lip and small cut. The McDonalds employees were also ok. I must say this was a night I will never forget. Oh yeah, McDonalds popped for free coffee and burgers while we wrote our reports... Gotta love 'em!

Stolen car report

     That story about helping the subject with a lock out of his car brings to mind something that happened on my dept. many years ago. The call came out to help someone regarding a lock out of their car. On arrival the officer met with the complainant who stated he was locked out of his car and wondered if the officer could help him out. We used to carry slim jims to pop locks on cars. Well the officer unlocked the car for the subject never looking for the keys that were supposed to be left inside the car, nor did he ask to see ID on the subject to match with the registration...you guessed it.......about a half hour later, there is a call to the same area to take a report of a stolen vehicle.  Officers arrive at the scene and sure enough, the car with the lock out problem was actually stolen....LOL.....gotta say that perp had a huge set of ....... to do that one! I hope you don't mind me telling some of these war stories...Its just after 15 years....a few come to mind.

Sweet Revenge?

This story is true, I swear it. I'm a retired Lieutenant from NYPD and this is of a experience of another Lieutenant when he was a young radio car cop in the Bronx about 27-28 years ago. My friend went to a Catholic Boys High School in the Bronx and really got the screws put to him by this one particular teacher which included calls to his parents, detention and so forth. Well, my friend graduated from High School in 1966 despite the efforts of this teacher and became a Cop in 1970 and was assigned to a South Bronx Precinct. While working a late tour he and his partner are assigned a job on the Triboro Bridge (connects Manhattan, the Bronx and Queens), the job is for a disabled vehicle in the roadway. He arrives at the job to find a male sleeping in a Volkswagen Beetle in the right hand lane, he wakes up the driver and too his amazement is his old high school teacher who now has had a few drinks. He and his partner get the teacher out of vehicle and proceeded with touching the fingers on the nose and walking the straight line (the old Field Sobriety Tests), at this point the driver is asking for a break because he is a teacher at a local Catholic High School. Needless to say the teacher did not recognize his former student in uniform. While his partner was chastising the teacher for drinking and driving, my friend when over to the Volks and removed the keys from the ignition and promptly threw them off the bridge into the East River which was about one hundred feet below. My friend then berated his former teacher for his drinking and told him the next time he would lock him up, with that he and his partner drove off into the night. The teacher was left standing somewhere between the Bronx and Manhattan in the middle of the night with a Volkswagen with no keys and a sever tongue lashing by a young Cop. Sometimes revenge can be sweeter than you could ever think.

The No-good boyfriend

You said you would like to hear some stories. You are welcome to condense, delete or do anything else to make anything I write fit to print. I'm not politically correct and I have a garbage can mouth, also a lousy attitude towards the scum that prey on decent people. I was on a call with two officers regarding a very upset female who was in her home making so much noise that the neighbors had called. The officers had her pretty well calmed down to point that she was telling us about her no-good boyfriend. She was in her mid 20's and small. I really was feeling sorry for her. She was standing a couple of feet in front of me with a rookie officer (about a month out of the academy) standing beside her. She had tears in her eyes. She took a step towards me and I felt something touch my stomach. At the same time the officer beside her pushed me backwards and grabbed her hand. He then took a cocked 2 shot .22 derringer out of her hand. When we opened the pistol up it was loaded with hollow points. We didn't have body armor in those days so that officer saved my stupid butt. I had made a mistake that not only could have done me in, but could have resulted in injury to the officers who were looking to me for leadership and guidance. I had in over 18 years on the street at the time and I still let my guard down.. I have absolutely no excuse for what I did. I wrote a commendation for the officer and I went to the rest of the roll calls and told the watches what had happened. I had another Sgt. ask me if it was not embarrassing to tell all the cops about it? "Embarrassing!! Hell I was just thankful to be alive."  For the love of god wear your body armor and don't ever get complacent.

The Felony Stop

This really went down the way I am telling it. One morning in the mid 1960's I was working a one man unit and about 0100. I started chasing a stolen vehicle. (it was on the hot sheet), through my own neighborhood. I was driving a 1967 Plymouth with a 383 engine. The Car I was chasing was a 1953 6 cyl. chev. 2 dr. with 5 suspects. in it. Every time I would punch the gas I would have to slam on the brakes to keep from ramming them. The car turned down the very street I lived on, which was a dead end. I hit the growler and they stopped right in front of my driveway. I yelled for back up and all I could hear was units asking:  " Where the hell is Mumford St.?". The only one in that damn neighborhood who came out to help me was Harvey who lived across the street. (He was a reserve Deputy Sheriff at the time. Later became a regular and retired as a lieutenant.). We jerked the fools out of the car and laid them in the street before the first backup arrived, which was a plain clothes felony car. The officers were dressed in old levis and T-shirts. Harvey's wife saw them and thinking they were somebad guys who were going to jump us. She ran back into the house and got Harvey's other pistol. By the time she came back out other units had arrived. Luckily, Pete and George didn't get blown away by a little lady who was damn well going to save 2 cops. Harvey was in a pair of pants, T-shirt and no shoes. He did have a big pistol in his hand. When the felony car pulled in I told him he could get his ass shot off. He asked me how? I told him, "when I saw you I nearly threw my shotgun down and put my hands up". The only thing I remember Harv. saying was: "YOU S.O.B." . We are both getting pretty long in the tooth now (68 and 64), but I would still work a black and white with him any day of the year.

The Stationhouse

When I was a teenager, I was an Explorer at the local police precinct. On the weekends, we would help out the desk Sgt. at the front desk with  the phones, typing up the blotter, etc... From what I saw, things did get exciting, even at the station house. The best memory I have is when one prisoner was being questioned in a room right down the hall. He was un-cuffed and started flipping out trying to assault the two plainclothes that were handling him. Next thing you know, half a dozen officers are flying in the room and piled on top of this guy, but not before every one of them threw their gun on the counter in front of me (for obvious reasons). Eventually,  he was subdued, cuffed, and put into a holding cell. Stuff like that didn't happen all the time, but every now and then made life interesting at the desk.

Seatbelt struggles

Being a police officer myself, I know that the threat of injury is always around, and unfortunately, most of the injuries are stupid accidents, and not the glorious incidents that the media portrays. I can remember doing a traffic stop on a car, and as soon as we stopped, the driver from the car bolted. My partner and I gave chase, however I had a little bit of trouble exiting the driver's side of the cruiser. It seems that we I undid my seat belt, it didn't completely retract, so in my hurry I
managed to snag the grip of my handgun on the loop of the seatbelt. The seatbelt stretched to its max, then tugged a little bit, causing me to fall back towards the inside of the cruiser. My partner didn't let me live that one down for a while. Just thought I would relay a little on the job humor while you repair from your injury. Stay safe.

The Career Choice

About two years ago, I started considering a career in law enforcement. The counselor at my school told me about a job shadowing program that our school has. The counselor sets up a day for you to go hang out with someone involved in a career you're interested in. One of my choices was the Ottumwa Police Department. In November of 1997, I went on my first ride-along. I went to the station, where I met Officer H., who taught me many tricks of the trade in one night. We went out to the car, and before we even left the station, he never told me how to radio in for help in case of an emergency. He told me how to release the shotgun from the rack. That was a big surprise! We pulled one guy over for speeding, then a couple of hours later we pulled someone over at 8 pm for no tail lights. Then we headed out to the airport, where he showed me how to run the lights and the siren. It was cool. At 9:30 pm, a man decided to shoot deer slugs at his ex-girlfriend's house (it was deer season at the time.) It was such a rush, flying through town with the lights and siren full blast! 10 pm was the shift change, so I then got to ride with Officer S., who also taught me much. We went to a local bar, where the neighbors were complaining about the noise. It was karoake night at the bar. The neighbors live 10 feet away from the bar. Moral of that story: Don't gripe about the noise when you live so close to a bar. If you want quiet, find a new place to live. Especially on karoake night. I had a lot of fun, and I met a lot of great people. The worst thing about the ride-along that night was that it was the first cold night of the year, so that meant not much action. I decided to go on another ride along this spring so I can see more action. To anyone wanting to go into law enforcement, go on a ride-along. You'll learn a lot. I did.

The Cast

I promised you the story on the the wise guy who thought itwould be fun to give a cop with his hand in a cast a hard time. I broke a bone in my left hand while making an arrest in the eiry 1960's. I was put on light duty and assigned to the front desk on morning watch (12 Mid to 0800). The cast ran about 1/2 way up my forearm. After a few weeks it kept getting dirty and I kept washing it with a wash rag. The plaster of paris got soft and I tried to get the city MD to put more plaster on it. For some reason he refused and told me to stop washing it and live with the dirt. (No way Jack). I went home and got a good size container of spackle and put 2 or 3 coats on the cast. It hardened into a good substitute for concrete. One morning about 0230 this fellow with a real lousy attitude comes into the station and wants to see "The head A.H." His words. I told him I was the only one in the station (lie) and he was going to have to deal with me. At this time he really became abusive and reached across the desk counter and slaped the forms I was filling out and my pen out of my hand. I grabbed a hand full of his clothing with my right hand and
pulled him as far as I could over the counter. He started swinging at me and I started belting him on the head and face with my left hand and forearm. About this time the Watch commander hearing all the noise came out of his office and helped me pull el jerko the rest of the way over the counter. The clown was knocked colder than a clam. Jim the jailer came out and took him back to the jail, where I booked him For Battery on a Police Officer. I convicted the jerk in court. as soon as we had him restrained, ( I never used the word subdued, might sound like brutality.) Lt. Ed the W/C started raising hell with me for not calling him to handle the prisoner instead of reinjuring my hand. He Made me show him the cast and whem he found out what I had done to it, the only thing he said was "You S.O.B.". It seems everyone called me a S.O.B. at one time or another.


Tidbits

You know once in a while I'd stop someone that was DUI and because of who they were I'd get in trouble if I locked them up. I would not make them aware that I took the keys to their car & I would hide them in the area and usually they didn't find them. I would get them later or the next day & turn them in to lost or found so they wouldn't drive drunk & I wouldn't get in trouble for arresting the wrong (right) person.

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Every time I gave someone a ticket and they scrunched it up and threw it on the ground...the next ticket they got was one for littering....LMAO!

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My partner and I made a traffic stop a while back on a registration violation. Well, when we pulled the guy over I approached the driver and asked him for his drivers license and registration. I could smell a strong smell of beer coming from his vehicle. I noticed a beer can on the passenger floor of the vehicle and what appeared to be a large wet stain on the floor. To make things short, we sited him for an open container and registration. When he appeared in court the judge called his case and asked him how he pleaded for the open container charge. He stated "guilty with an explanation your honor"  The judge asked him for his explanation and he replied "well your honor I am guilty for having the beer can in my car, but I am collecting aluminum can your honor" The judge replied well how is it that you only had one can?" He replied "well your honor I just started collecting" The judge could not keep a straight face and stated " I thought I had heard them all "case dismissed!!"

Open letter to the editors of The New Yorker magazine.

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You have written off any respect I ever had for your magazine, by the irresponsible publication of the March 8th cover. Yes I am a police officer. As a result, I know that the incident referred to by your publication is the exception, not the rule. Only the officers present at that incident know what they thought, saw, or believed. We live in an ever more violent society, where we officers are as, if not more, likely as anyone to become a target. We are trained to stop perceived threats before they can kill us. This can lead to the rare incident where someone could be shot, where they were not actually armed, but appeared to be so.

Again, this is the rarity not the rule. Yet your publishing this picture conveys the impression that we go out of our way to shoot innocents. By such action, you increase the public distrust of police, and increase the likelihood of us being attacked. Thus, you increase the chances of a bystander getting caught in the cross-fire when the officer has to defend himself.

Police Officers are people. People sometimes make mistakes. Police officers sometimes make mistakes. As government budgets shrink, the police departments lose money through cuts. The officers are expected to do more with less. This increases the stress on each officer, and thereby increases the chance for error.

Your actions are the type that lead to further distrust of us, and thereby make it easier for the governments to further cut police budgets. A circle emerges where your publication, and all like it, focus on and sensationalize the errors made those trying to do what they've been hired to do. This can result in the police job becoming more difficult, more hazardous, and increasing the chance of errors.

I would urge everyone who believes that our society needs order, to boycott this magazine, not just the issue, but the magazine entirely. No publisher so willing to contribute to, and promote, civil unrest deserves our patronage.

Kevin Anderson 
  

  Thank you, Kevin for letting me pass this letter on to others.

Who We Are

We're the people that you may see every day and night. We're people that you depend on one way or another. We're working for you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

When you and your children pass us in the store, and you can't control them, you make them afraid of us. You tell them if they don't behave, you'll tell us to "get them". My friend, we aren't monsters. We don't want them to be afraid of us. We want them to know that we're their friends, and they can trust us. Do you know who we are?

Sometimes, we have to play the role of lawyers, judges, psychiatrists, reporters, medics, marriage counselors, investigators, firefighters, and many many times, just be a good listener. These are just a few skills that we must be able to utilize at any moment in the performance of our job.

We're constantly scrutinized by the media, and you, the public. We're bashed by you. If one of us makes a mistake, it sometimes makes the local news, and possibly even national and world news.

Many of you are more interested in what a few of us do wrong, than what most of us do right. You forget that we're not perfect. We're human, and we do make mistakes. Have you ever made a mistake?

We have the same emotions that you do. If something is funny, we laugh. If something is sad, we cry. When repeat offenders are released from prison and placed back into society to rape, rob and murder again, we get angry just like you. We wonder why they are put back out also.

We suffer from the same problems that some of you do. Some of us at this very moment are thinking about committing suicide. Some of us already have. Some of us, if not most, have marital problems. Some are alcoholics, and yes. some of us even have problems with drugs. Again, we're just like you.

We're of every race, sex, religion, nationality and even sexual preference known to mankind, yet, if we strike back to defend ourselves, we're called racist and prejudiced. Do you know who we are?

Most of you have no idea what we go through every day and night. You have no idea what kind of decisions we must make in a split second. Decisions that may forever change someone's life, family or future. Decisions that a jury will have hours or days to decide whether we were correct or not.

Many people would love to cause us pain, injury or even death. Some wish we didn't exist at all. We're cursed, ridiculed, shot at, cut, beaten, ambushed or murdered in cold blood by some. Would you ever imagine that we're here for those people also? Would you believe that we're the only thing that stands between you and them?

We see things that would horrify most of you. Things that you may think only exist in large cities. That's a common misconception. We see death, broken bones, dismembered bodies, and cut throats. The list is too long to really go on. These things are everywhere. A lot of the things you see only on TV or at the movies are all too real to us.

We see innocent little children that have no choice but to live in dirty, smelly, roach infested homes because their parents would rather sit on their butts and live on welfare in a government funded housing complex, or a house that is not fit for human habitat, than to get out and get a job. Parents that would rather spend more, if not all of their money getting high on drugs, than taking care of their children, and raising them in a clean environment. Some of the parents are only children themselves.

As I said before, we're human, and we have feelings. It hurts knowing that these children may never get to see and do things that other children with loving, caring, hard working parents are doing. I wonder if any of them will ever get to see that magical wonderland called Disney World.

Yet, our job is one that looks appealing to some of you. Especially when you see us stopped for lunch. We've heard some of you say things like "I wish I had a job that would pay me to sit around and eat." Of course, you don't think that the very next minute we may be fighting for our lives, or yours.

When you see us riding down the road, and you, not knowing where we're going, or what we're about to face say "I wish I could get paid to ride around all day and write tickets". My friend, I wish that was all we had to do. Do you know who we are? I think you do.

You don't see us as we ride through your neighborhoods late at night, trying to protect you, your family and property from the thieves who could care less about how long and hard you worked for everything you own. You may not know this, but they are roaming your neighborhood at night too while you are fast asleep. They're looking for anything of value that is easy to get. Things that you carelessly leave unsecured or laying in your yard. No neighborhood is completely safe.

When something is taken from you, you call us. Some of you will complain and wonder where we were when your property was taken. The sad, but true story is that we are extremely outnumbered by the bad guys. We can't be everywhere at once, and they know that. I wish there were more us us. You should know who we are by now. If you don't you will soon.

Now, the types of crime and the people that I have mentioned aren't the only ones that we come in contact with. We also come into contact with you, the citizen that never does any wrong. We're all too familiar with you and the remarks that you make when our paths meet for whatever reason.

Whether it's running a stop sign, a red light, speeding, or DUI. If we had a dime for everytime we heard you say "I pay taxes! Why don't you leave me alone, and go get the drug dealer standing on the corner?" "There are people out doing worse than me!" Or the famous..."I pay your salary!" We would be rich!

We know that those of you that make an honest living do pay taxes. So do we!

If we concentrated only on the drug dealers, how many innocent people would be injured or killed if we were to ignore the people that travel extremely too fast, or the people who get behind the wheel while intoxicated? The number now is too high, and is still climbing. I can't help but wonder how many lives we have saved by stopping the speeders and the drunks. Could one life have been yours or one of your family members?

We know there are people doing much worse than you, but the bottom line is, there are many laws that must be enforced, from minor traffic violations all the way to hardcore crimes such as rape and murder.

To the remark "I pay your salary". All I can say is, "Well, we're doing our job, boss."

If for some reason you still don't know who we are, we're the Police Officers, Sheriff's Deputies, State Troopers, State Police, FBI, and everything in between. We are many, but are still too few!

As I said at the beginning, we are always here for you. If you need us, call. Even if you don't, you don't have to be afraid of us. Remember that we are on your side. You can talk to us anytime you see us sitting on the side of the road, or in a parking lot, or walking in a store. If some of you would just get to know us, I think you would find out what I've tried toexplain. That is, we are just like you. We just have a different job.

Note: To some, I might sound some what arrogant. I'm sorry for stepping on anyone's toes, or just plain and simple "Ticking anyone off!" That is not my intentions. It may sound like Im down on all citizens, but Im not. You know who you are. I don't profess to be a writer, or to always use the correct words to convey what I feel, but I try. What you have read took about 2 years of adding to, and taking away. Its been a lot longer and a lot shorter. It's how I and a few other LEO's that I have let read it feel, however I do not speak for all. It was suggested to try and publish it. I may some day.

Any comments are welcomed.

Sgt. Richard J. Brown, Lanett Police Department Lanett, Alabama

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The Ride Along

About two years ago, I started considering a career in law enforcement. The counselor at my school told me about a job shadowing program that our school has. The counselor sets up a day for you to go hang out with someone involved in a career you're interested in. One of my choices was the Ottumwa Police Department. In November of 1997, I went on my first ride-along. I went to the station, where I met Officer Hucks, who taught me many tricks of the trade in one night. We went out to the car, and before we even left the station, he never told me how to radio in for help in case of an emergency. He told me how to release the shotgun from the rack. That was a big suprise! We pulled one guy over for speeding, then a couple of hours later we pulled someone over at 8 pm for no tail lights. Then we headed out to the airport, where he showed me how to run the lights and the siren. It was cool. At 9:30 pm, a man decided to shoot deer slugs at his ex-girlfriend's house(it was deer season at the time.) It was such a rush, flying through town with the lights and siren full blast! 10 pm was the shift change, so I then got to ride with Officer Sutton, who also taught me much. We went to a local bar, where the neighbors were complaining about the noise. It was karoake night at the bar. The neighbors live 10 feet away from the bar. Moral of that story: Don't gripe about the noise when you live so close to a bar. If you want quiet, find a new place to live. Especially on karoake night. I had a lot of fun, and I met a lot of great people. The worst thing about the ride-along that night was that it was the first cold night of the year, so that meant not much action. I decided to go on another ride along this spring so I can see more action. To anyone wanting to go into law enforcement, go on a ride-along. You'll learn a lot. I did.

Lesson Learned

Back in the 70's when I was a rookie I learned something that was taught to me by a man that had been arrested a few times when he was younger. I never learned this from the books or in school. If they taught it I missed it. Maybe now every cop knows this but just in case they missed it too, here's a story that may save their life. The first thing the man had me to do was handcuff him. Bear in mine that this man had a wooden leg almost up to his hip, which made him very strong in the arms, he could do several one handed chin-ups with the greatest of ease. He was sitting down and he held out his hands so I could handcuff him. Here's where I made my first mistake, I handcuffed him in front instead of behind his back. No sooner had I handcuffed him that he somehow snapped them against that wooden leg and was out of the cuffs and handed them back to me. I was speechless. Then he taught something I never learned in the academy or I was asleep in class. Handcuffs have a doublelock on them. Had I used that he probably couldn't have sprung them like he did and if I had put his hands behind his back he couldn't have got out of them. I don't think. However, I do know people that can break handcuff with alot of effort but I've never seen them do it behind their back. After that happened with him, I double lock them behind their back and if you don't seat belt them in, some people can still slip around and end up with their handcuffed hands in front of them. Back when I was a rookie we didn't have a shield between me and the prisoner. We must remember that they are only temporary restraining devices. Probably every police officer out there all ready knows this but if this is just a reminder for one police officer it could save his life.

Officer Down

It was during the Rodney King Riots and the city had aleady burned. The streets were dark and empty, the night air smelled of ash and carbon. The silence was interrupted only by the crackling sound of the constant gunfire, which was always at a close distance. The remains of a war zone, all casualties of urban warfare. The houses were hollow shells of burnt debris, silhouted only by the dim moonlight. Open gas lines constantly burning appeared as the many lighters used in a ball game to show the fans approval. In this case, the fans were all gone. The streets deserted by the devious, still lurking in the shadows, planning their next scheme. Curfew, which was in effect, had little to do with keeping the innocent away. I believe self preservation became the instinct at the time.

For me, I was one of 5 deputies assigned to one police cruiser. Total blackout of the vehicle became our instinct for survival to avoid becoming a target and getting shot by the trolls who embrassed the dark.The windows open to prevent injury from any shattering glass. As we drove around slowly, we remained quiet and alert to our surroundings. Quite often we'd come close, very close to other such police units which were obscured by the heavy smoke until the very last moment, so when we received an officer down call from another agency, we risked our lives simply by trying to get there. Many times, "getting there," meant knowing your exact location, simply by knowing your geography, since the street signs were completely out of view with the smoke filled air.

Many peace officers from other areas were brought in, as was the Nat'l Guard, to assist in the riots, so when the distress call was broadcast, we figured the officers were from up north or simply not from this jurisdiction. We feared this most because we might not reach them in time should they broadcast the wrong location.

As we raced through the dark abandoned streets hoping not to collide with other responding units, we saw a helicopter overhead. We were real close. When we made it on scene, there were many units there from a diversity of agencies. The bird above lit the entire area as the laughter was drowned out by the speeding helicopter blades. Why were they laughing? I thought this was a distress call. An officer down; shot! I walked over to a sergeant from another agency and asked.

The sergeant explained,

It appears that while the two CHP officers were driving around patrolling the area assigned to them, they heard a gunshot which drew extremely close by them. The passenger officer; (bookman or shotgun for some of you), had his window open. So when the gunshot rang out, and the bookman got shot in the face, his head was pushed back from the impact and the bone fragments from his face hit his partner in the face as well. He became hysterical and began to yell for help. He touched his face and felt the warm blood traveling down his face as the shattered bone from his cheekbone crumbled while falling onto his lap.

The distress call was immediately broadcast by his partner. The interagency dispatchers communicated with their own units and advised all area officers to respond.

"I still dont get it," I said. "This is not funny!" The sergeant began to laugh again hysterically. He was out of control. I walked away from him and went right to the source. Here sat a CHP officer taking the most  verbal abuse I'd ever, ever heard. It's a miracle he was still alive the way the guys were skinning him alive with their mean and cruel comments.

" What's so funny?" I asked. The laughter became louder and everybody lost it again as the "injured" CHP officer said, "I got hit in the face by and egg, but I now wish it would've been a real bullet!" Ha ha ha haha !!!!!!! I died! I rolled over on my belly and could not stop laughing. I looked up at this guy in tears while giggling my ass off. My head wanted to explode as the blood trapped was inside from the laughter. The CHP officer looked down at me and said, "I'll never down live this one!"

I guess he was right. Several years later, I was talking to my brother who was also assigned to that area during the riots. He too was from another jurisdiction. During our exchange of war stories, the story of that CHiPpy arose. Turns out my brother was one of the officers there. We never saw each other at the time, but the laughter was just as hard as when it happened. Funny thing to be remembered by.

Thanks to all of the people who sent in these stories. Keep 'em coming in. I would love to post them.

Questions or comments..........Email me.

Russell